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This is your chance to save! We're constantly adding exciting new items to our site, and so we need to clear out the old stuff to make room in our warehouse! Check out the special deals on these clearance pages for items up to 75% off. Everything here is at its LOWEST PRICE ever offered on our site! Quantities are limited, so order now or you'll miss out. Once these items are gone, they're gone forever!

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Magical Programmable Message Pendant $9.95  $4.95 On Sale! Display your own message on this unmissable large pendant and let the world know what's on your mind. Programmable in both English and Japanese letters!

Rainbow Ball Acrylic Belly Ring $1.95  $0.49 On Sale! Why wear a generic metal belly ring when you can express your pride with this great inexpensive rainbow belly piercing?

VL-Phone Unlocked Tri-Band Touchscreen Mobile Phone with 2mp Camera $349.95  $159.95 On Sale! This is the latest in touchscreen cell phone technology, with a huge number of features: media player, video camera, dual SIM, games, expandable memory, and tons of organizer functions. Work with most GSM carriers. NO CONTRACT REQUIRED!

Loyal Army - Don't Cha Wish Your Boyfriend/Bush - Tee $19.95  $9.95 On Sale! Cleverly takes a popular dance anthem and turns it into a political statement. Says "Don't Cha Wish Your Boyfriend Was Stupid Like Me." Vintage style athletic fit.

Extend-N-Lite $5.95  $1.95 On Sale! This very practical LED light extends itself over 28" so you can quickly have a super-bright light source focused right where you want it, plus you'll never accidentally lose the light. The perfect useful gift for nearly anyone.

Watch Neon Spark Smiley (may need batteries) $27.95  $4.95 On Sale! Aqua Watch with "Pulsating Smiley Face" illumination. Clearance price- may need batteries replaced at your cost.

Fukindustries - Free Michael - Tank $19.95  $6.95 On Sale! Get 'em before they're all gone... Need we say more? Let the world know you supported the King of Pop during his recent "troubling times". Available in a (ahem...) boybeater tank only.

Thunder Vintage - Harry's Pie Factory - Tee $12.95  $4.95 On Sale! For anyone who has tried any of the 69 flavors of Harry's Pies, you'll love this classic memento for the piece you enjoyed!

Street Axentz 15" Multi-Color Light Bar $18.95  $10.95 On Sale! This low profile bar morphs through a rainbow of colors to make your ride glow! Can be mounted almost anywhere.

FakeTV Burglar Deterrent $37.95  $27.95 On Sale! While you're out at the clubs or on vacation, make your home less a target for burglars with this ingenious invention. Extremely accurately simulates the appearance that a TV is on in the house using 50 times less electricity than most TVs!

Jeepers The Flashing Friendly Ghost Keychain $3.95  $1.95 On Sale! The eyes! The eyes! Meet Jeepers; he's friendly but can't seem to not scare people with his penetrating eyes that pierce you with their brightness. A "whooooo" ghost sound plays whenever you activate the eyes to scare off those naughty strangers!

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